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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:06 AM // 01:06   #2521
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Cause you're a zombie.

Who farted? (is in a random hyper mood)
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:06 PM // 12:06   #2522
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Darth Vader did..

can't u hear the funny sounds he does? xD
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #2523
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No..Becasue Darth Vader cant fart.. he doesnt eat solids -_- (YOU dare disgrace the biggest Villain of them all.. some will get force chocked)

If you were a CLone trooper.. would you kill your Jedi General?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:40 PM // 12:40   #2524
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no i'd kill myself to escape the star wars world =]

do u h8 me for saying this? xD
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #2525
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No... i just imagine vampires being exterminated by the Droid army.. No blood..muscles..huge numbers (The droid in my picture is an scout/assasin droid) You vampires are no match for me and my Military srength and cunning they will be vaporized by 1 plasma bolt shot.. because plasma bolts are same as a sun output thus burning the Vampire back to the darkness they crawled out from >)

Do you hate me now? (I can give mor reason as to why vampires are obsolite models for fear....undead meatbag)
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #2526
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no..

vampires don't pay attention to puny machines.. >.> xP

can we stop the droid/vamp fight? xD
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #2527
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No...But unless you will admit complete and uncondition surrender to superior forces.....you dont pay attention.. but we are watching your every move...ooh this was fun..alright alright..last "war: question"

Whay do you hate my kind?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:59 PM // 12:59   #2528
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coz u make my food more powerful xD

will u accept my apologies? =]
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #2529
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Roger Roger Statement: Apology accepted Undead Meatbag...Those pesky humans might have created me and my brether but in no case am i their slave... Reneagde B2 Droids been unrully in certain parts of the galaxy.. Me being first to betray my Droid commander they folow me As my Private Army..If anything Undead Meatbag.. id exterminate all organics..but i do not have that much ammo..Those other B2 units and droids are disgrace to my KIND if i cannot converted they are.....destroyed....I have a deal for you.... I provide you Meatback liquids and live speciments and you provide me soldiers...if you can capture some...the more you get me.. the more Organics you get?

Querryo we have a deal.....Reanimated Meatbag?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #2530
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you don't expect me to read all this thing do you? o.o
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:22 PM // 13:22   #2531
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.....Yes

Alright why do rabits/bunnies breed so fast?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 02:00 PM // 14:00   #2532
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ahaha i loled. because they want to take over the world with their offspring.

did you know humans and dolphins are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 02:04 PM // 14:04   #2533
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Statement: No i did not.. well learning somehtign new everyday =)

Did you know that they have found an unknowl life form in the sewers?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 02:31 PM // 14:31   #2534
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Now I do.

Do aliens exist?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #2535
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no.

Why does nordstrom have some of the ugliest models ever?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 04:58 PM // 16:58   #2536
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I'm going to answer Ghost Omel's first: Yes, the unknown lifeform in the sewers is...wait for it...the Ninja Turtles! roflmao

Why does Nordstrom have the ugliest models ever? Because the good ones all went to Victoria's Secret

My question: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Try saying that even twice in a row haha)
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 05:02 PM // 17:02   #2537
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because he doesn't?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #2538
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Nope.

Why did shelly sell seashells at the seashore if you can just pick them up?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #2539
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coz she was a scammer and i /reported her xD

bravo to me? =D
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 07:21 PM // 19:21   #2540
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Why?

So who likes black liqerish?
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